Our idea of humor in an 8am science class... We had to create an assignment for grade 8's on the water cycle. In lieu of Valentine's Day we wrote a letter from Glacia (a glacier) to her former love Cliff (he has since eroded). Here you have it:
Dear Cliff (the range of my life),
You used to be hard as a rock, with many roots and trees on your head
Ohhh how my heart recedes as I sublimate away
Distancing myself from you
I know my peaks are old and weathered
But you didn't have to go and do something so drastic
Damn you, Cliff!
Leaving me for a younger river
You crumbled and eroded
And have made several boulders and smaller pebbles without me
We could have made something so beautiful
But now you are out of my range
You broke my newly hardened heart
Love, Glacia
2 comments:
My valentine is a Clif...ton!
oh dear
that's why you should never trust someone with 2 f's in their name
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